As I went to sleep last night I looked up at the ceiling, and saw an outline of my monitor burnt into the ceiling, the wardrobe, my paintings on the wall... everywhere I turned my burnt retina I saw a glowering grey square.

Am I spending too much time on the computer? Nah...

Thought occurs though - if I get so absorbed in my computer I start dressing like it, does that make me a Tronvestite?

You can have that one for free, Dov. www.grilly.tk