Friday, July 27, 2007

Life Update 27/07/07

Beer Festival
My mum and step-dad organised a food & drink festival in their village up north, Warslow, round the corner from Alton Towers. We had 21 kegs, 1700 pints, all of which got drunk, 300 sossies (40kg), 14 kg of ribs, 120 burgers, all of which was eaten, an enormous marquee. I think I may have served most of that, and eaten & drunk about half of it myself. Father Dimitri recorded it all on his old dv cam which he then gave me (footage to come. It was amazingly good. They took £5000 home at the end of the evening. Then they were made to give it back.

I'm dating a girl called Maria Vassilopoulos. She's lovely and stuff. Look.

Hiding Maria

I went over to review Bioshock. I had to run to the airport, so didn’t have any clothes with me, leaving me stinking for three days until I eventually broke and ran to the nearest H&M. I now have new clothes! Everything works out that this is the best of all possible worlds. Bioshock is ace but I'm not allowed to talk about it.


I now live in Finsbury Park, for at least another month. It's great.

Medal of Honor Airborne
I went and stood in a field and jumped out of a plane repeatedly, shouting one, one thousand, two, one thousand, three.., before bracing for impact (crouching like you’re dying to crap) and then. I also learned to walk in rhythm, something I now find myself doing whenever my brain’s vacated.

Private Grill

I drank lots recently. Maria has called me alcoholic. I also met this Joshua feller near the pub. He really got nailed.
Pepsi Refreshes 9/10 Messiahs

No country for old men: Trailer (June 16)

Coen Brother's new movie. Wanna see.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Algorithm March! with Ninjas!

Holy... watch the first half and it's cute. Watch the second half and see how the moves from the first half interact. :DDDDD

Edit: Once you've watched that, watch it performed by 967 prisoners!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Non-targetted Rant

Please, please, please. All of you. Stop blogging about your fucking cats. I like the murderous devils as much as the next spittle-sodden ball of knives, but if I wanted a slideshow of the minuatie of their lives I'd staple my eyeballs to their heads.


Monday, July 16, 2007

The E-vader

Vader Custom Helmet, originally uploaded by Hot Grill.

I've not been posting recently because I've been, busy & knackered, which is usual, dating, which was unusual but has become increasingly usual (yay!), and travelling to lots of events. I'll do a series of *fascinating* update posts, so brace yourself...

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Tom on Boston / Bioshock

Boston and Bioshock

Tom writes about our trip to Boston to review the game we're not allowed to talk about, Bioshock. It's ace.

He's also reviewed our trip over here.

This is almost like me blogging by proxy. Awesome.

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Wednesday, July 04, 2007


Whales!, originally uploaded by Hot Grill.

I took literally too many photos of humpback whales. Go see.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Bioshock Screen

Bioshock Screen, originally uploaded by Hot Grill.

I've finished it and all. BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT IT. Best plot in the world, ever though. Must buy game.