I promised a mate I'd put this in, despite its mediocrity...

You are talking to Russian Theatregoer
Russian Theatregoer says:
update your blog you bastard!
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
doh. will do when I get a mo'
Russian Theatregoer says:
you're severely inconveniencing me. I've got no-one to live my life through…
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
agh, I remember now - the last one I wrote got lost on monday when it crashed..
Russian Theatregoer says:
talking of life just saw someone getting mown down on St Giles
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
really. shit. dead? (Living your life through another's death - very Cronenberg)
you are joking aren't you?
Russian Theatregoer says:
probably not. she was whimpering 'I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die' which suggests that she was gonna live. seriously!
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
shit. Did you help?!? Or did you piss on her twitching body.... to sterilise the wounds, y'know...
Russian Theatregoer says:
no
the paramedics had just got there before me. I would have given her mouth to mouth
Russian Theatregoer says:
but she was a minger [not that it's ever stopped me in the past]
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
but the paras held you back did they, until they'd finished...
Russian Theatregoer says:
yeah, then I fucked her as rigor mortis set in
Russian Theatregoer says:
how are you anyway?
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
'I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die'
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
No my back's completely fucked, and I've got a fuckload of freelance for tomorrow, and my mum's coming to stay tonight... bad mix.
Russian Theatregoer says:
my back is always fukced!
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
really? that would be to do with the brown bags oddbins sells, right?
Russian Theatregoer says:
wha?!
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
erm... brown bags tend to contain whiskey.
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
Whiskey means tramping
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
Tramping means lying on sleeping rough
Russian Theatregoer says:
oh#
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
Sleeping rough = park bench
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
Park bench = modern stylish living
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
modern stylish living = hypochondria
Russian Theatregoer says:
hypochondria=terminal illness
Chalk on Glass =_= says:
'I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die'