Friday, November 18, 2005

F.U.P.

F.U.Q.
(Frequently Used Profanities.)

Mine are "Piss N' Blood", "Arsebandit", "Fucktarts" and "Kant". What are yours?

(This is actually a dead clever way of increasing my hits by using obscene language; I get enough of the "sexy gril" hits anyway...)

2 comments:

Iain McC said...

Okay, I'll bite.

I don't swear a huge amount (given that my other half frowns deeply upon it) so I'll have to give you my favourites (beyond the obvious ones), instead:

"Turd", "pissflaps", "wollocks" are all fine obscene interjections, and when you need a profane insult, you can't beat "fuckwit", "scrotumface" or "shitstabber".

Grilly said...

'shit the bed'?
better, this dyslexises nicely into 'shibboleth'.

tard words: mayotard, custard, whittard (they make shit tea) and my favourite, nelly furtard.

i'm sorry to say since we decided that 'gash' is more offensive than 'cunt', we've been using it more often. shame really.