Woman Finds 'Dead' Child Alive at Party

We've all been to parties like that...

"Harold? But didn't I gut you like a fish back in 1930!?"
"Oh, hey, er... Maude. Yeaahr, I, er, got better... What've you been doing since Chicago?"
"Oh, you know, aging gracefully, stalking Art Garfunkel... Have you tried the spring rolls - real springs!" and so on...